Badoracle - Oompa-Loompa

BADORACLE

Badoracle, the Jolly Rogers, Madder than Max - who is definitely not a knifemaker and has only ever written some nice post-it notes - is assisting Spork Girl with her adventures in knife-making. We're were calling the response to the resulting whirlwind surrounding the sole proprieter - a necessary "Police Action," but recently updated it to a "Kinetic Response." The guy pictured at right, is around in a purely "advisory" role, to make things go smoother, and to get the proprieter something to eat when she gets real grumpy. Just think of him as an Oompa-Loompa.

Badoracle is an Air Force veteran. He served with the Tactical Fighter Weapons Center, the 501st Tactical Missile Wing (operating GLCM Tactical Nuclear Weapons), the 833rd Air Division (F-4s, AT-38 and F-15s) and the 49th Fighter Wing (F-117 Stealth Fighters). His last official action was deployment with the 1st Marine Expeditionary Force and the Joint Task Force in Somalia during Operation Restore Hope. Badoracle is a 3rd Degree Black Belt in Traditional Aikido, and is a former daily news reporter and editor. He has worked as a Graphic Artist in the State of New Mexico's Cultural Affairs Division, and is author of the book, Positive Aikido. Lately, he specializes in post-it notes and pastry-sampling.