Got discount? No?
DS&S Girl with the Pele Art KnifeTHOSE OUT THERE WANTING A DS&S KNIFE AT A DISCOUNT WILL HAVE TO HAVE THE RIGHT CODE - OR EMAIL BADORACLE AND CHEER HIM UP, PITCH A TERRORIST FROM A CHOPPER (Which will cheer him up) OR TALK TO OUR MIME TEAM, WHO MAY OFFER YOU THE BLUE OR THE RED PILL. CHOOSE CAREFULLY.
or... if there is a button below, press it!
A limited nuclear exchange will then ensue.
we recommend burying yourself in twelve feet of pea gravel to survive the radiation. To deal with the nuclear winter that follows, pack a blanket. To deal with the cannibals, etc.... eat them first.
If you knew what Badoracle's call-sign was when he worked with the GLCM system, then you would be part of a small circle of folks who could get a discount on one of the fine pieces of sharp things we have here on this website. Of course, if you do not know what that call-sign is - it is because you forgot it, lost it - or were never given it.
Meanwhile, those who have the discount "code" may send an email to Badoracle. From the time he receives that e-mail with his call-sign in the subject line, the individual who called down the Discount Gods will be able to order their knife at a lower price than the rest of you folks. Sorry.
But, if you keep checking the site, someone may push the "EASY" button and order their discounted cutlery! And while the button is here on this page for a few hours - so can you too.
But you'll have to keep checking the page to see if the button shows up - or you can make friends with Badoracle and hope he gives you the code ... or, you can ask your neighbor's dog.
Either way - piss off.
Is there a button below this paragraph? No? Well when there is, it will only be there for a few hours, so get on the ball. Just below this paragraph, however, is a link which allows you to contact Badoracle. If he's in a good mood, you might be lucky. But his mood varies - and is in direct relation to the number of terrorists blown to tiny bits, shot full of grapefruit-sized holes, otherwise perforated (or thrown out of helicopters) on any given day. So give it your best shot.
Besides - who loves you, baby? That's right. We do.
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